TEN THINGS THAT DRIVE ME NUTS

TEN THINGS THAT DRIVE ME NUTS

1) When my mother calls saying she doesn’t mean to complain and then is still at it twenty minutes later.

2) When I’ve just put on my Sunday best only to get pooped on by a passing pigeon.

3) When I order a pizza and they put HIS olives on MY half.

4) When my ankle twists and I fall in the most ungraceful way possible.

5) When the only mail I get are bills.

6) When I try to be responsible and put my AC on ECO mode only to sweat during the off-cycles.

7) Canned peas.

8) When squirrels have their way with our vegetable garden.

9) When my husband comes home with all the ingredients we need for a dish except for the one he forgot.

10) When my doctors preface everything with, “Well, you know at your age…”